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CheneyBush's dilemma regarding Scooter Libby's prison time has a precedent for a solution. Don't pardon him yet, simply order him to serve house arrest pending appeal. After all Richard Nixon did the same for another American who was "wrongly convicted." Since CheneyBush has never done this before, he wouldn't have to explain why he's deviating from previous practice.

Besides, it's not like Scooter killed anybody.